Week 1

Week 1 highest scorer goes to Dawson Rubio!

Week 1 lowest scorer goes to Treven Breon!

Rayce vs Brady (145.6 - 161.0)

Saquon started the scoring off strong, cowgirls shoulda kept micah... Then JHerbo balled out on Friday Night in Brazil and proved he is a top 4 QB in this league like he always has been. Baker was doing Baker things and Egbuka started his rookie of the year campaign off strong. Bradys starting Rb's got him a combined 12 points which basically matched rayces starting WR's of 14 points. great use of a 4th and 5th round picks for rayce. JSN is gonna have a monster year and despite barely beating the Titans... Sutton was Nix's favorite target. CMC may always be hurt but if hes on the field, almost gaurenteed 20+ points. Chiefs won the defense battle, Little outscored Dicker and The Njigbas in Paris squeak out a week 1 victory... Rayces Rookie squad will take a couple weeks to wake up.

Sean vs Joey (167.1 - 114.2)

The defending champ started right where he left off last year... whooping ass. The week somehow started with CeeDee catching everything, then some lightning hit the stadium and went into a delay and then I guess CeeDee went in and jacked off or something. Dropping 3 balls in the 2nd half not only screwed the over for my bank account but kept him from having a 40 point game on opening night. Joey benching Javonte was a good start to his season. As Sean still struggles to find a TE to get him solid points, pretty much everyone else on his roster (bench included) scored in double digits. Joey's number 1 overall pick only getting 2 catches aint pretty but its a long season. Zay Flowers being part of the SNF shootout scored him a good 30 bomb, but Sean had King Henry. Sean had an answer for every punch joeys team tried to throw. Mahomes seeing Nuts starts off 1-0 and while joey starts off 0-1 with the 2nd least amount of points

Scotty vs Dawson (122.3 - 177.5)

Dawson, Dawson, Dawson. The man who gets hammered and doesn't even know who to draft in the 4th round, goes out there and dominates week 1. Highest scorer of the week and biggest blowout of the week. Dawson didn't get the memo that AJ Brown was at his book club Thursday Night with Mike Vrabel and didn't wanna play football. Dawson getting 1 point from his WR1 to start the year was kinda crazy. I mean Dawson took more shots that night than AJB caught passes. Death, Taxes and Jalen Hurts getting his ass pushed in the end zone for a touchdown, something Scotty has gotten in fantasy the last 3 years. Josh Allen, DAWG. Bijan Robinson, DAWG. Xavier Worthy, TRUCKED. Just a overall letdown by scottys team and once again, an L in the losers collumn to start the year. As Scottys team looks to bounce back next week, we will all look forward to Scottys next excuse and to see when Worthy puts his tampon in to play again!

Debo vs Mason (123.0 - 137.1)

If it was based on bench points, Debo and Mason would of beat us all. Debo leaving his own self on the bench and keon coleman who both dropped 20+ points and then Mason the best route runner on his bench and Herbos favorite target! Somehow the legend Kyle Pitts was able to reach double digits, but also on the bench. Debo receiving core barely suited up this week and hopefully, Tyreek more worried about his 7 kids and Amon Ra wondering how to get open now with no Ben Johnson. Breece Hall looking to be one of the steals of the draft this year and going to help masons team a lot this year. Jetas maybe didn't cook this week like usually does but good enough to help his team get a win against team Rome.

Eli vs Treven (124.9 - 112.5)

The worst match up of the week, Treven becomes the lowest scorer of the week and already at the bottom of the standings. Eli's team shitting the bed but getting a win is just about how fantasy football goes... A win is a win tho and that's all u can ask for. Eli and Treven had a kicker-off for the first night of football. Aubrey getting 10+ is free in fantasy with how Dak reads the defense in the redzone. Thankfully Lamar Jackson is really really fast and is very good at football to help Eli's pull away and basically win the match up for him. As Eli's team may need some help at the RB spot, Etienne looks to be that guy, Trevens team might want to stop chasing the brown kids and start chasing some wins before its too late.

Dawson (1-0) Rayce (0-1)

Sean (1-0) Debo (0-1)

Brady (1-0) Scotty (0-1)

Mason (1-0) Joey (0-1)

Eli (1-0) Treven (0-1)