Week 2

Week 2 highest Scorer of the week goes to Brady Mac!!

Week 2 Chump of the week goes to Scotty Pechmann!!

Debo vs Rayce (147.6 - 144.4)

This matchup came down to the very end with both competitors on the edge of their seat... and FUCKING OMARION HAMPTON forgot to hold on to the fucking ball. This motherfucker has one job and he didn't do it. Rayce losing by 3.2 points in heartbreak fashion. Marvin Harrison shitting the bed. Collins and Tae finally woke up but wasn't enough to pull them to victory. Debo got solid production from top to bottom, from Gayleb Williams down to Deebo Samuel.. Amon-Ra going nuts scoring a 40 bomb to help Debo move to 1-1. Rayce now is 0-2 and close to the bottom next to Treven and Scotty.

Brady vs Sean ( 175.8 - 116.1)

Brady's team going off for the 2nd week in a row. Herbo... DAWG, CMC... DAWG, NABERS... DAWG, King Henry... INVISIBLE. Not sure why you have Derrick Henry on your team and don't give him the ball. Only 23 yards for the best RB in the game is insane, and his team scored 41 fucking points. Brady had multiple 20+ point scorers this week and even had 2 more on the bench and Sean had multiple single digit scorers this week. As Sean said and I quote.. "my whole team is going to the WW" and somehow he says this but will still end up in the semi's again. There is not someone who hates Sean's team more then himself. Brady is looking like the big favorite after week 2, Sean moves to 1-1 and sits in the middle of the pack. Brady gets to travel and play against Debo next week and Sean basically gets a bye as he faces Scotty.

Joey vs Scotty (171.3 - 100.5)

This week was not the week for scotty.. Mr. Pechmann is the chump of the week and takes the title away from Treven... Barely reaching 100 points this week, we gotta start considering if Scotty is gonna be a seller at the trade deadline this year. I mean hes got the most overrated QB on his team, Jalen Hurts. Luckily Bucky is keeping him out of double digits every week. I didn't know Rayce stealing his TE he wanted so badly would bring bad juju to his team. Joey even beat him with Burrow only playing 1 half of football. Joey is now the betting favorite to win The Injury Magnet award. As he adds Burrow to the list of his IR, hes gonna start texting the group chat for more IR spots. Jamaar Chase doing Jamaar Chase things this week helping Joey be the 2nd leading scorer for the week. Joey moves to 1-1 so far this year and looks to have a good match up with undefeated Eli Stennett next week. Scotty is in a familiar spot so far this year, bottom of the standings.

Eli vs Dawson (159.4 - 143.8)

Eli and Dawson had a great friendly battle this week. Puka and Lamar carried Eli, pretty much everyone besides AJB carried Dawson. Good scores from dawson players but not good enough to get over Puka and Lamar scoring a combined 64.9 points. Both guys leaving 20 points on the bench hurts, but more from Dawsons sake. Eli tries to move to 3-0 next week as he takes on Nurse Valadez and Dawson tries to get a win from a famiiliar face in Mason Alex. As the standings look now, Eli at the top right under Brady and Mason and Dawson in the middle of the pack. As Dawson stays in the hunt for playoffs, he is still wondering why there was two Monday Night Football games.

Mason vs Treven (152.3 - 130.4)

Treven might wanna start getting ready to do a punishment the way his team is performing so far.. Treven got the short end of the stick with Justin Fields getting a concussion, Travis Hunter quickly realizing hes not in college anymore and his WR1 being part of a game with 0 touchdowns. He also left a whopping 98 points on his bench! Good thing for Treven is he's got a reliable kicker! Mason got multiple great performances between JD5, Johnathan Taylor, and James Cook. For some reason he is still putting Keenan Allen on the bench which I think is a little disrespectful in my opinion. As Treven still looks for his first win, maybe he knock off Rayce next week. Mason moves to 2-0 and faces off with his arch nemesis, Dawson Rubio next week!

Brady (2-0) Debo (1-1)

Mason (2-0) Joey (1-1)

Eli (2-0) Rayce (0-2)

Dawson (1-1) Treven (0-2)

Sean (1-1) Scotty (0-2)