Week 3

Week 3 Top Scorer goes to Debo!!

Week 3 Chump of the Week goes to Sean G!!

Gonna do this weeks weekly recap in a different way and see how it goes. I know most of us have had that one time we all went out with some buddies and got completely fucked up and had the time of our lives but then the next morning you wake up and you feel like you got hit by a truck. Heads pounding, popping 5 advils to get rid of it, chugging water hoping it helps and any sudden movements just hurts. The next morning feeling wasn't even close to the thrill feeling you had the night before. Well, Trevens and Seans team is waking up and have that morning feeling. Hungover and just hit by a truck. Treven losing by .2 points to Rayce and moving to 0-3. Sean being the chump of the week, losing CeeDee for 4 weeks and just lost to Scotty and now riding a 2 game losing streak. Both of them in the superbowl last year, riding the high at the end of the 2024/25 season and woke up in the end of 2025 at the bottom hungover...

Mason in 1st place, who the actual fuck is this guy? Him and Eli were riding carrying the bottom of the standings last year and now both of them stand at the top, separated by 1 point, staring down on us. Both of them cursed by their new relationships last year and have now passed that and moved on to fantasy relevance. Eli, more focused on football then ever said fuck it, and realized no one could make him more happier then Lamar and

Puka killing the game every week, and his 1st round pick sits their and does NOTHING, he still wins. Mason, just goes ahead and drafts the top 2 RB's so far and just gets to relax on the couch and watch his guys score 30 every

week while he tells Emily to screw off as she goes to the store. No one will interrupt Mason as he sits their and rosterbates every week.

Scotty and Rayce used all their fantasy football studying for their debate and rather their roster. Both of em get lucky wins this week as they finally get a tally in the win column. As rayce's studying was only listening to "rookies and 2nd year studs" and scotty listened to "how to have the worst bench with no depth." Rayce and Scotty both being in 8+ leagues so both stuggling in the most important one..but I bet scotty is killing it in his Nipomo league that "has more ball knowledge than all of us combined." As the season continues, we will see if Scotty and Rayce teams ever wake and get going cause if not.. it might be a 3 heat race for last place.

As Joey and Dawson sit 1-2 in the standings, Both just going with the flow of the season confused and asking stupid questions. Joey not willing to trade any of his players just to sit at mediocrity. Dawson, awake at night, sleeping during the day and crying when the niners are on. I mean, how many seasons in a row will Jed Yorke (49ers owner if you didn't know) sit in his fucking booth and watch 3 players tear their ACL every year. They have to have a whole hospital on the 49ers practice facility fully staffed because those doctors would never not be doing something. Dawson sitting at 1-2 with a bottle of cheap vodka in 1 hand, tissues in the other (your imagination) watching Navarro Bowman and Michael Crabtree highlights.

The matchup between Debo and Brady this week was a shoot out. Looking like Rams vs Chiefs in 2018. Debo earns his first top scorer of the week! Blow after blow, the LGBTQB putting up a 40 spot against the terribel cowgirls defense. A backup RB, putting up a 30 spot against the ravens defense, JSN and Sutton catching deep ball after deep ball. I mean, if Nabers had a real QB throwing to him, this matchup coulda had even more points. Brady with a deadly duo of CMC and Jordan Mason as his RB's (sorry dawson) gona carry him a long way. Brady and Debo both move to 2-1 in the standings and round out a good top 4. In my eyes, their is a big difference between the top 4 of these standings compared to the bottom 6.

Mason (3-0) Rayce (1-2)

Eli (3-0) Joey (1-2)

Brady (2-1) Sean (1-2)

Debo (2-1) Scotty (1-2)

Dawson (1-2) Treven (0-3)